aeyespi.com
· same homepage, rewritten three waysSnap one photo. The entire house inspects itself. Retroactively.
AEYES reads every wall, pipe and shingle from your lock screen. Reports finish before you book the job. The driveway files a thank-you note.
Trusted by attics on four continents and one moon.
Report 182% donePsychic Photo AI
Drafts findings for rooms you haven't photographed. Or entered. Or built.
Offline Beyond Offline
Works in crawlspaces, caves, and the vacuum of deep space.
Infinite Inspectors
Two phones, one house? Try forty phones, one atom.
“My attic now writes its own reports and sends me flowers.”
— An attic in Ohio, emotionalApproved by shinglesCan AEYES inspect houses that don't exist yet?
Yes. It files the report, then the house builds itself to match.
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