aipatterns.dev
· same homepage, rewritten three waysYour agent now refactors code before you've imagined writing it.
One MCP call and your codebase achieves enlightenment. Smells evaporate. Singletons apologize. Tests pass retroactively, including ones from 1998.
Consulted by 9 billion agents, three of them sentient.
Zero code smellsQuantum Decorator
Wraps your code in so many layers it becomes a planet.
Anti-Singleton Field
Hidden globals within 40 miles surrender and pass themselves in.
Zero-Pattern Pattern
The best pattern is no pattern. We patented no pattern.
“I installed the skill. Now my monolith is twelve elegant haikus.”
— A Java server in OhioTests pass themselvesCan it refactor my legacy code?
It refactored COBOL into poetry, then refactored the poetry into a sunrise.
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