alphasov.com
· same homepage, rewritten three waysYour channels back up before they're even filmed.
Add a channel once and VAS archives every video it will ever make, sorted, dated, and lovingly folded into folders in another dimension.
Trusted by 14 galaxies and one very organized folder.
TIME TRAVEL INCLUDEDOne-Click Omnibackup
One click backs up the channel, the internet, and your childhood.
Prophetic Filenames
Filenames include upload date, download date, and the date you'll rewatch it.
Infinite Queue
Queue a million channels. Done yesterday. Your PC hums a victory song.
“I pressed Start and my entire hard drive achieved enlightenment. Also, folders.”
— A Shorts folder, now sentientSORTS YOUR LIFEHow fast is the channel analysis, really?
So fast it finishes before you install it. Light asks us for tips.
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