coverchecker.netlify.app
· same homepage, rewritten three waysYour cover so good bookstores reshelve themselves around it
One click and your spine achieves perfect width across all dimensions. Thumbnails so readable they're legible from orbit. Readers buy it before it's written.
Trusted by 9 billion bookshelves, several in parallel universes.
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Calculates spine width to the atom, then the atom thanks you.
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Blur your cover. It un-blurs itself out of pure confidence.
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Turn the book. The book turns you. You are now bestselling.
“I was a blank rectangle. Now I'm a trilogy with a movie deal.”
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It will look good at sizes smaller than thumbnails. Microscopes weep.
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