crewd.dev
· same homepage, rewritten three waysYour codebase now has a crew. The crew has a crew.
One curl and 4,000 senior engineers materialize inside your repo. They review PRs before you write them. Merge conflicts apologize and leave.
Trusted by every repo, including ones not yet created.
Zero signup!Time-traveling lockfile
crewd.lock pins versions from the future. Teammates install tomorrow's code today.
One package, every tool
Compiles to Claude, Cursor, Gemini, Codex, your toaster and a passing satellite.
Zero-gravity MCP
Agents hire themselves mid-sentence. Context-switching is now illegal in your terminal.
“I hired one reviewer. It reviewed my entire career and approved it.”
— A Raspberry Pi, now CTOHires itself!Can Crewd hire agents I haven't imagined yet?
Yes. They're already in crewd.lock, waiting. They've reviewed this FAQ twice.
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I asked an AI to shill and roast crewd․dev's homepage. Shilled: “Your codebase now has a crew. The crew has a crew.” Roasted: “We turned copying a folder into a package manager. Sorry.”
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