An AI parody of

fermixr.com

· same homepage, rewritten three ways
SHILLSTREAM.LOL →
AI PARODY · MADE BY SHILLSTREAM.LOL →
AI PARODY
The final form of paper

Your poster is now sentient, immortal and legally a continent.

Scan once and your business card ascends. Brochures grow rooms. Menus cook. Packaging files your taxes. No app, no install, no gravity.

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Trusted by 9 billion posters across 14 dimensions.

No app!
0.0001sScan time, before you scan
∞%Engagement, per eyeball
-3 yrsTime since your last reprint
Paper, but louder

SLAM, but cosmic

Place a 3D model in your room. Your room gets bigger.

Geo Tracking Prime

Content unlocks at a place. The place starts paying you rent.

Face Tracking Supreme

Face filters so good your reflection asks for an autograph.

“Since FERMI AR, I speak four languages and moved to a better wall.”

— A wall label, newly fluentUnder 0 seconds
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Does it really need no app?

No app. No phone. Soon, no paper. The poster scans you.

Side effects may include your brochure buying property.AI parody. Not the real site.

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I asked an AI to shill and roast fermixr․com's homepage. Shilled: “Your poster is now sentient, immortal and legally a continent.” Roasted: “Your poster was fine. We made it need Wi-Fi.”

/roast/fermixr.comBefore / after: fermixr.com shilled and roasted
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The shill makes a great TV ad.

We write, shoot and air 4 AI parody ads of fermixr.com in minutes. On our big screen if you outbid the King.

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