An AI parody of

ilotools.com

· same homepage, rewritten three ways
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AI PARODY
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I asked an AI to shill and roast ilotools․com's homepage. Shilled: “Press Magic. Your poster moves. So does the building.” Roasted: “We animate everything. Including things that should stay still.”

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