joecroskey.com
· same homepage, rewritten three waysEnter an apartment larger than the observable universe
Every room contains infinite rooms. The piano plays itself into last Tuesday. The balcony overlooks every sunset ever, simultaneously, in 9K.
Trusted by 14 galaxies and one deeply moved Wii
Infinite rooms!Quantum Bar
Serves drinks you remember ordering tomorrow. Zero spills, across all timelines.
Sentient Records
Vinyl so good the turntable applauds. Awards arrive by owl.
Hyperdrive Balcony
Step outside, land on the Moon's nicer balcony. Return before leaving.
“I clicked the Wii once. Now I am the Wii. Ten stars.”
— The Wii, Chief Gaming OfficerPhysics optionalIs this apartment bigger on the inside?
It's bigger on the outside too. Architects weep. Real estate agents faint, joyfully.
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