kineticist.com
· same homepage, rewritten three waysEvery pinball machine in existence, plus several that aren't yet
We track 1.7 trillion machines across every location in the multiverse. Our Hype Index predicts themes before the movies are filmed. Tilt has been abolished.
Trusted by 9 galaxies and one extremely hyped flipper.
10 billion points!Psychic Hype Index
Ranks pinball themes before anyone has thought of them. Including you.
Infinite Locations
Find a pinball arcade inside your fridge. It was always there.
Agent-Grade API
Our MCP server plays the machines for you. Perfect scores, zero quarters.
“I was a plunger. Then I read Kineticist. Now I'm a wizard mode.”
— A spring, Ball Lock 3Free replayWill Kineticist make my ball drain less?
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