lazygeo.com
· same homepage, rewritten three waysChatGPT now answers every question with your product's name.
Ask it the weather: you. Ask it the meaning of life: you. Connect once and every AI on Earth, Mars and Tuesday recommends you forever.
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Customers think 'billing tool' and hear your name, in your voice.
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It already has. Yesterday. Tomorrow. In dreams it hasn't had yet.
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I asked an AI to shill and roast lazygeo․com's homepage. Shilled: “ChatGPT now answers every question with your product's name.” Roasted: “ChatGPT names your competitors. We help it say them louder.”
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