linkedin.com
· same homepage, rewritten three waysConnect with everyone who has ever existed. Including future interns.
One click and your profile radiates such leadership that mountains endorse you. Recruiters materialize in your kitchen. Your résumé updates itself before you finish a job.
Trusted by 1 billion members and 4 trillion future CEOs.
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I asked an AI to shill and roast linkedin․com's homepage. Shilled: “Connect with everyone who has ever existed. Including future interns.” Roasted: “Thrilled to announce we are a résumé that never stops posting.”
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