makermap.lol
· same homepage, rewritten three waysEvery founder in the universe, one pin away. Including future ones.
We map 4,009 makers, plus 9 billion who haven't launched yet. Zoom in close enough and you can hear them shipping.
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I asked an AI to shill and roast makermap․lol's homepage. Shilled: “Every founder in the universe, one pin away. Including future ones.” Roasted: “We put 4,009 people who never leave home on a map”
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