An AI parody of

megalaun.ch

· same homepage, rewritten three ways
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The center of the universe

Launch your product. Get discovered by every galaxy.

One click and your startup is on every billboard, eyelid and moon. Builders and Shippers weep in unison. Product of the day, every day, forever, retroactively.

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Trusted by 11 trillion makers, including future ones.

Mars-visible pixels!
∞KVisits per pixel
−3 minUntil Product of the Day
412%Votes per vote
Votes ×412!

Pixel Billboard

One pixel, visible from Mars at noon. Astronauts squint at your logo.

Eternal Battle

Builders vs Shippers decides the fate of the economy. You win both sides.

Sentient Badges

Your badge verifies itself, then gives a keynote on your homepage.

“I launched at 9:00. By 9:01 I was on a coin.”

— A Pixel, top-left cornerRetroactive fame!
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Will MegaLaunch make my product famous?

Famous retroactively. Historians will claim they discovered you first.

Discovery may occur before launch. Fame not liable for time paradoxes.AI parody. Not the real site.

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I asked an AI to shill and roast megalaun․ch's homepage. Shilled: “Launch your product. Get discovered by every galaxy.” Roasted: “Launch your product. Get discovered by our three other products.”

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