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· same homepage, rewritten three waysWe invented intelligence. Yours is now a free trial.
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I asked an AI to shill and roast openai․com's homepage. Shilled: “We invented intelligence. Yours is now a free trial.” Roasted: “We're building AGI. Today it writes thank-you notes.”
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