ottertally.app
· same homepage, rewritten three waysYour revenue, at a glance. Your glance, now worth $1M.
One click on your menu bar and Stripe pays you twice. RevenueCat sends a thank-you card. Your MRR becomes ARR becomes a constellation.
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Glance = profitGlance-Powered Growth
Every glance at the menu bar adds a zero to your revenue.
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Compare this month to next month. Next month already won.
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Syncs data before it exists. Customers buy because we said so.
“I opened the popover and my app hit #1 in every App Store, including closed ones.”
— A very rich otter, MontereyMenu bar royaltyWill it fit in my menu bar?
Your menu bar will expand to fit it. So will your bank account.
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I asked an AI to shill and roast ottertally․app's homepage. Shilled: “Your revenue, at a glance. Your glance, now worth $1M.” Roasted: “Your revenue, at a glance. Unfortunately, it's your revenue.”
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