An AI parody of

pagzi.online

· same homepage, rewritten three ways
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I asked an AI to shill and roast pagzi․online's homepage. Shilled: “One page. Every website. Infinite growth, visible from orbit.” Roasted: “We put your 15 clicks on a public website. On purpose.”

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