An AI parody of

per.hr

· same homepage, rewritten three ways
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AI PARODY
Now billing in five dimensions

Every hour you log becomes a paid invoice yesterday.

Our timer runs so fast your clients pay before you finish the work. Invoices travel at light speed, minus four minutes.

Bill The UniverseWatch the miracle

Trusted by 147% of all hours ever worked.

Time-Proof!
∞Hours tracked per minute
-3 minAverage time to get paid
9,000xRate increase, emotionally
Bills Itself!

Timer Anywhere, Everywhere

Start it on your phone. It keeps running on Jupiter.

Invoices Pay Themselves

Clients receive invoices, weep with joy, then pay double.

Reminders From Destiny

Nudges so persuasive, overdue invoices arrive paid early.

“I logged half an hour and was paid for a decade.”

— A stopwatch in Tulsa, now billionairePhysics Optional
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Can per.hr bill for hours I haven't worked yet?

Yes. Our timer counts backwards, forwards and sideways. Time itself is billable now.

Results may exceed the speed of light. Wear sunscreen near invoices.AI parody. Not the real site.

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I asked an AI to shill and roast per․hr's homepage. Shilled: “Every hour you log becomes a paid invoice yesterday.” Roasted: “Every hour of your life, now itemized and overdue.”

/roast/per.hrBefore / after: per.hr shilled and roasted
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