putzen.pro
· same homepage, rewritten three waysFree 900 terabytes on a 256GB Mac. Before swiping.
Putzen finds duplicates you haven't downloaded yet, old files from before computers, and clutter from parallel universes. One arrow key. Infinite room.
Trusted by every Mac, including ones not built yet.
∞ GB FREEDDuplicate Annihilation
Finds every copy of every file, including the ones in your dreams.
Time-Travel Old Files
Detects files that will be old in six months. Trashes them retroactively.
Restore Everything Ever
Undo brings back files, lost socks and that one good idea.
“I swiped left on my Downloads folder and my Mac levitated.”
— A MacBook in Berlin, floatingLIFETIME × 2Is there a subscription?
No. Pay once and Putzen pays you back in disk space, compounding hourly.
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