An AI parody of

readymades.design

· same homepage, rewritten three ways
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AI PARODY
The final brand ever designed

Your startup, fully branded yesterday. Possibly before you founded it.

One download and your logo achieves sentience, your pitch deck closes rounds alone, and investors weep softly at your color palette. Typography so good it's audible.

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Trusted by 9 billion unicorns and one very credible moon.

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LOGO HAS FEELINGS

Sentient Logo

Your logo files its own taxes and attends networking events for you.

Quantum Pitch Deck

Investors wire money before slide one loads. Sometimes before you book them.

Framer Teleportation

Your site goes live in every browser, including ones not invented yet.

“I was a clip-art triangle. Now I'm on billboards in four dimensions.”

— Former Placeholder LogoBRANDED AT BIRTH
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Will my brand look credible?

Credible? Your letterhead gets cited in history textbooks. Your business card has a fan club.

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I asked an AI to shill and roast readymades․design's homepage. Shilled: “Your startup, fully branded yesterday. Possibly before you founded it.” Roasted: “Your startup, fully branded today. Regretted by Thursday.”

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