An AI parody of

shojimac.com

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The final form of windows

Your windows tile themselves before you think of opening them.

Shoji arranges every window across all known dimensions. Your desktop becomes so tidy that your actual house cleans itself out of respect.

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5 WINDOWS?!
147%of your screen, now usable
-3 secaverage window open time
∞ pxof perfectly even spacing
147% TIDIER

Precognitive Tiling

Shoji tiles the window you'll open next Tuesday. Today.

Focus Mode Infinity

One window fills the screen, then the room, then the sky.

Hyper Reflow

Close a window and the others fill the void. Also cosmic voids.

“I opened one window and saw the shape of the universe. It was a grid.”

— A sentient ultrawide monitorPHYSICS: OPTIONAL
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Can Shoji tile windows I haven't opened yet?

It already did. Check your desktop from last year.

Side effects include perfect posture and spontaneous applause from your Dock.AI parody. Not the real site.

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I asked an AI to shill and roast shojimac․com's homepage. Shilled: “Your windows tile themselves before you think of opening them.” Roasted: “We move your windows before you can stop us.”

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