slasha.com
· same homepage, rewritten three waysgit push once. Your app exists in every universe simultaneously.
One binary so powerful it compiles your Dockerfile before you write it. HTTPS so automatic it encrypts your thoughts. Databases that run on infrastructure you own, including the Moon.
Starred on GitHub by 4 billion repos and one comet.
ZERO YAML!Zero-downtime deploys
So zero-downtime your app was never down, retroactively, since 1970.
Single binary
One file. Weighs nothing. Has been known to deploy itself.
Secure tunnels
Reach any service locally. Also reach Narnia. No open ports.
“I pushed to main and my server achieved enlightenment, then scaled to forty workers.”
— A Linux box in a closetMoon-readyIs it really just one command?
Less. Thinking about the command installs it. Thinking harder deploys your startup.
Post it on X
I asked an AI to shill and roast slasha․com's homepage. Shilled: “git push once. Your app exists in every universe simultaneously.” Roasted: “We shipped one binary so you'd have one thing to blame.”
/roast/slasha.com👑 powerbeautycollab.com · paid $10 to be here
The shill makes a great TV ad.
We write, shoot and air 4 AI parody ads of slasha.com in minutes. On our big screen if you outbid the King.
Watch the Shillstream →