stillworks.watch
· same homepage, rewritten three waysYour side projects now run themselves. Forever. Also backwards in time.
Paste one URL and we check it before you type it. Downtime is fixed retroactively, revenue appears, and your abandoned app gets acquired by the Moon.
Trusted by 400% of servers, including unbuilt ones.
Breaks zero timesBreaks Twice? Impossible.
Our checks are so good, your checkout refuses to break even once.
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We detect deploys you haven't written yet. Then we approve them.
Heals Itself, Emotionally
The healed state now cures pages, servers, and your Monday mood.
“I was down for 3 seconds. Stillworks gave me 4 back.”
— A 404 page, now a 200Never blinksCan it monitor projects I haven't started yet?
Yes. We've already monitored them, shipped them, and filed the IPO paperwork.
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