tczon.com
· same homepage, rewritten three waysYour code runs in O(-1). It finishes before you write it.
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“I was O(n!) until TCZON. Now I return before I'm called.”
— A recursive function, finally freeBig O approvedCan it solve the halting problem?
Yes. It halted. Then it un-halted out of respect.
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