track-my-dj.vercel.app
· same homepage, rewritten three waysEpisodes drop before the DJ even records them.
Our dashboard syncs 55 minutes into the future. Your Friday show arrives Tuesday, pre-listened, pre-loved, and already vibrating your molecules as pure bass.
Trusted by 9 billion subwoofers across 14 dimensions
BASS-CERTIFIEDCountdown Annihilator
Our timers count down so hard they reach the show before it exists.
Quantum Mark-as-Listened
Tick the box and you've heard it. Ears optional. Time optional.
Monday, Perfected
ISO weeks start Monday. We made Monday the best day, scientifically.
“I synced once. Now every Wednesday has eight shows and I am the Wednesday.”
— A subwoofer in CopenhagenZERO MONDAYS LOSTCan it really predict releases?
Predict? We release them. The shows check our dashboard to learn their schedule.
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