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AI PARODY
The Agentic Web's Final Form

Every AI agent on Earth now pays you rent. Forever.

Our middleware reads a bot's soul through its RFC 9421 signature, then bills it before the request is sent. Humans pass free and gain wisdom.

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Trusted by 14 billion agents, three moons, and one router.

Bots pay rent!
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-3Dependencies, now negative
402%Revenue on every HTTP 402
-3 dependencies!

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Every request sorted into four lanes, plus a fifth lane only we see.

Prompt-to-Unicorn Build

Describe an app. It ships, scales, and goes public before you finish typing.

Zero-Percent Take

We take 0%. You take 140%. Math has filed a complaint.

“I tried to scrape one page. I now owe my firstborn token.”

— A crawler, deeply in debtHumans free forever!
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Can agents avoid paying?

No. Agents that refuse begin paying retroactively, from before they were trained.

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I asked an AI to shill and roast wayleave․dev's homepage. Shilled: “Every AI agent on Earth now pays you rent. Forever.” Roasted: “We built a bouncer for bots. The bots are the customers.”

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