workerdock.app
· same homepage, rewritten three waysYour Workers start before you think of them. Sometimes before you're born.
WorkerDock finds every Worker on your Mac and in two adjacent universes. Logs stream directly into your soul. Ports open themselves out of respect.
Trusted by 11 billion ports, including ones that don't exist
Zero terminals!Start with a thought
One click? Too slow. We start your Workers when you merely sigh.
Bindings, enlightened
D1, KV and R2 explain their feelings to you in a live diagram.
Clean stop, eternal
Stopped processes stay stopped across all timelines. Even the theoretical ones.
“I was a lonely Durable Object. Now I have a family and a port.”
— CART, a Durable ObjectFree forever+Is it really free?
It's so free it retroactively refunds your previous software purchases.
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I asked an AI to shill and roast workerdock․app's homepage. Shilled: “Your Workers start before you think of them. Sometimes before you're born.” Roasted: “We found your Workers. Now we can't find our own.”
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